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	<title>The Combat Pretzel &#187; rant</title>
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		<title>Fucking &#8220;reviews&#8221;!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s this trend lately of various sites claiming to have done &#8220;reviews&#8221;, that are essentially just parrotting the related press release with some slightly different words?
For days now I&#8217;m trying to find actual real world pictures of the upcoming Logitech Illuminated Keyboard, yet whatever exclusion search I try, I keep running into these silly &#8220;reviews&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s this trend lately of various sites claiming to have done &#8220;reviews&#8221;, that are essentially just parrotting the related press release with some slightly different words?</p>
<p>For days now I&#8217;m trying to find actual real world pictures of the upcoming Logitech Illuminated Keyboard, yet whatever exclusion search I try, I keep running into these silly &#8220;reviews&#8221;, saying the same thing everywhere and just offering the press release images. Why are these faggots even calling it a review if they didn&#8217;t even touch the actual hardware (that&#8217;ll hit market next month only)?</p>
<p>Seriously, fuck you guys for polluting Google and co even more.</p>
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